Jimmy Donaldson AKA MrBeast Just Pissed Off Mexico’s 4T Government (And Their Imaginary Gods).
So Mexico’s Ministry of Culture—aka the clowns from the 4T’s second floor—is threatening to sue Jimmy Donaldson (MrBeast), the biggest YouTuber in history, over his “scientific documentary” about Chichén Itzá, Calakmul, and Balamcanché…
Ridiculous.
Let me break it down:
MrBeast visited Chichén Itzá, one of the most AWFUL “vacation” spots I’ve traveled to. It turns out that my mysterious back rash wasn’t an allergy from the cochinita pibil’s purple onions… it was BED BUGS.
BED. BUGS.
León Guanajuato’s flea markets don’t have bed bugs!
Back then (more than 20 years ago), the only way to arrive to the archaeological ruins was via disgusting, dirty buses —worse than Mexico City’s extinct Ruta 100.
A total scam.
The heat? Whatever. We’ve all known about global warming since the ‘80s (thank you very much, Donald Trump, for making fun of it).
But waking up covered in itchy bites?
Thanks for nothing, Maya gods!
Had I bought an “I Went to Acapulco and All I Got Was This Shitty T-Shirt” merch, mine would say:
“I Went to Chichén Itzá and All I Got Were These Shitty Bed Bug Bites.”
Dear Luisito Comunica: I’ve never watched your videos, but please go ASAP and check if Chichén Itzá’s buses are now as clean and fresh as Cancún’s ( I doubt it). I haven’t visited Cancún since I read about the kid who lost his leg—and life—at Xcaret’s pool (Xenses Park). Did the 4T even fine the owners?
Teotihuacán was sooo gorgeous, but now it’s too far away to visit every other weekend. I need MrBeast helicopter…
Chichén Itzá? Overpriced, ugly, hot, and you can’t even climb the one pyramid. I sincerely congrat MrBeast for “bribing” his way in.
Even my mom hated Chichen Itzá:
And back then, do you remember? we entered where a relic was, which they no longer let you in, unless you’re Mr. Beast hahaha 😂 and it smelled like armpit, almost impossible to bear.
4T’s Priorities: Clown Edition
Instead of solving Valeria Márquez’s murder, little Fátima’s case, or 12 year old Mateo’s killing by a monster named Christian Augusto Jafet Gómez Villalpando, they’re crying over a YouTube heavily EDITED video.
Classic distract-the-masses move.
Pro tip for Claudia Sheinbaum Pardo minions:
Maybe?
1. Fix the feminicides,
2. water shortages, and
3. actual crimes,
before whining about gentrification, white privilege, American colonialism, acuracy of the scientific documentaries posted in MrBeast Youtube Channel (395 millions subscribers so far!).
Open Letter to MrBeast
Dear Jimmy Donaldson:
Glad you survived Mexico!
We love you so much 🙂
Next time, skip the tourist traps and just:
– Feed our hungry kids (since the government won’t).
– Dig wells (since my government can’t provide water).
– Invite me to Singapore, where officials don’t harass tourists? Do they?
P.S. If you really wanna troll the Mexican Ministry of Culture, buy all of their buildings and turn them into Chicken Pizza pyramids (local joke).
🎤 Mic Drop
#LeaveMrBeastAlone!!!
He’s out here doing YOUR job while you’re busy trying to sue content creators over memes.
